Do you want to belong to an organization that...

has lots of meetings? Yes   No

keeps you so busy you don't have time to think? Yes   No

has an infallible leader? Yes   No

expects purity? Yes   No

has rigid principles? Yes   No

expects confessions? Yes   No

is at odds with the world? Yes   No

has simple answers to most of life's questions? Yes   No

makes you feel secure? Yes   No

makes you feel more special than non-members? Yes   No

frowns on expressions of doubts? Yes   No

claims absolute truth? Yes   No

expects significant financial contributions? Yes   No

is reluctant to allow you to leave? Yes   No

controls information about its own history? Yes   No

always says you are free to choose? Yes   No

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