Do you want to belong to an organization that...
has lots of meetings?
Yes   No
 
keeps you so busy you don't have time to think?
Yes   No
 
has an infallible leader?
Yes   No
 
expects purity?
Yes   No
 
has rigid principles?
Yes   No
 
expects confessions?
Yes   No
 
is at odds with the world?
Yes   No
 
has simple answers to most of life's questions?
Yes   No
 
makes you feel secure?
Yes   No
 
makes you feel more special than non-members?
Yes   No
 
frowns on expressions of doubts?
Yes   No
 
claims absolute truth?
Yes   No
 
expects significant financial contributions?
Yes   No
 
is reluctant to allow you to leave?
Yes   No
 
controls information about its own history?
Yes   No
 
always says you are free to choose?
Yes   No
 
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